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Anonymous asked: So I was pretty drunk on a night out with my boyfriend, and the second we got back to my house I took my pants and underwear off. So I'm feeling nauseous and I go on my hands and knees next to the toilet and my boyfriend comes up behind me and makes me jump. I was so shocked I sharted to hard it flew back and hit his legs. We broke up the next day.

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